Jeez you guys cheer me up. Especially the difference between club and member and the passing wind in the front room.
This is why the long winter evenings have seemed to fly by???
It reminded me of a TV game show with Robert Kilroy Silk. The catch phrase being! " You decide if it's Twist or Shaft?"
I would say that may be a question for a Member who is not a Member unless a rotund Lady has sung a robust song, whilst F....ng in the room of course.