EXCLUSIVE! From the open fly on the wall an extract of Andrew Chalmers talking to Stuart Duffy about the Coaching appointment!..............
AC: “Well Stuart I gather you’ve made a decision on who will be the Bulls new Coach!”
SD: “Yes Boss and the name will surprise you!”
AC: “Well who is the surprise then?”
SD: “It’s me Boss!”
AC: “Bloody Hell Stu, you have no coaching experience so what can you offer?”
SD: “Well Boss I’ve been at this Club through umpteen Coaches’ and I’ve picked the best of their techniques and it should be a doddle!”
AC: “But Stuart you still don’t have any coaching experience!”
SD: “Not a problem Boss all the other Coaches’ had “experience” but it didn’t get the Club anywhere look where we are now and it will save the Club money in a couple of key areas!”
AC: “Ok now you’ve got my interest keep talking!”
SD: “Firstly I’ll combine the Coaches’ job with my present job as Stadium Manager so you only need to pay me one salary that being the Coach’s one, secondly as Stadium Manager it’s my job to get the Stadium presentable for match days and cleaned up afterwards, well as Coach I can get the Players not picked in the 18 to help with that as part of their training and it will encourage them to train better to get into the 18 and it will save on part time labour!‘’
AC: “That is certainly an interesting and original proposition Stuart, I will need to talk to Graham but I’ll have to make sure he has his heart medication handy first but I’m sure he will agree!”
SD: “Thanks Boss you won’t regret it, just one more thing!”
AC: “What’s that Bro?”
SD: “Can I have a new track suit for the job?”
AC: “Sure Bro no problem off you go then, I have an important phone call to make!”
SD: “Thanks Boss!”
The sound of SD leaving, but heard muttering “I’ll show the lovers on that Forum!!”
This was sent to me by Zipper whose real name cannot be revealed!
