[Bulliac]

Re: The RAB Factor 2015 : Tue Dec 29, 2015 11:28 am  

Which lakes?

I've been on dry land for a week is a more specific address than "the lakes"....

Re: The RAB Factor 2015 : Tue Dec 29, 2015 12:11 pm  

Them big ponds in Cumbria.
Mum located in a taxi north of Luton.

[Bulliac]

Re: The RAB Factor 2015 : Tue Dec 29, 2015 1:03 pm  

Ah, yes - good to hear your mum has found a job with the taxis, best she hangs on to it as they're not too easy to find these days. A Mum with 'the knowledge'! I'm impressed!

Re: The RAB Factor 2015 : Tue Dec 29, 2015 4:47 pm  

debaser wrote:

And by the way, Ferocious aardvark is a very lovely man.

I demand a drugs test.

Re: The RAB Factor 2015 : Wed Dec 30, 2015 10:59 am  

Right, your papers have been returned from marking by Salman Rushdie and the following scores have been awarded:

Fr13daY - "A minor masterpiece of brevity, though more care in matching vocabulary with context would improve"

thepimp007 - "Excellent work, a subtle understated opening, and a neat barrage of hits on key words at the end. Spoiled only by imagery that I didn't want in my head"

Pumpetypump - "But here, the art of literature elevated to a different plane. Lyrical, exhilarating and masterful as it weaves from pun to twist, sprinkl'd with additional turns of phrase simply for adornment, I wish I would have wrote this mesen"

debaser - "Almost a total failure, but I have awarded something for the perspicacious beginning "tigertot? Skiving tw*t." Rare insight needs to be rewarded. If modestly."

So, at the end of round 3, the totals are as follows, and as per comp rules, these have been halved, and the leaderboard is thus:

1. TEAM SPECTRE: 22.5
2. TEAM STAR WARS: 12.5
3. TEAM MARS (where they might as well be): 4

Re: The RAB Factor 2015 : Wed Dec 30, 2015 2:11 pm  

RAB FACTOR 2015 - ROUND 4 (SEMI-FINAL)

I did you a picture quiz. All you have to do is what RL person or RL place is in each of the 20 pictorial clues.

Could it be any easier?

This is a TEAM effort and so what I want from each team is a single list from 1-20 with your final answers. So it will need some form of communication between you and your massive. Which seems to have been sadly lacking in certain quarters to date but I blame the captains, easily the most feckless and ineffective in the competition's history. They need to get a grip and produce their rods of iron.

Of course, if you are stupid, you will post your answers and then people will copy them. If you do that is your own stupid fault. Especially if you get any good ones. What I need is the Captain of each team to message me with your final list of answers by the deadline, which is 21:00 on Sunday 3rd January 2016.

Re: The RAB Factor 2015 : Thu Dec 31, 2015 9:18 am  

How comes our score is not amended for the non submission by Roger? Bloody fix this.

Re: The RAB Factor 2015 : Thu Dec 31, 2015 9:24 am  

See rule 37(2)(b)

Re: The RAB Factor 2015 : Thu Dec 31, 2015 11:24 am  

Ferocious Aardvark wrote:

See rule 37(2)(b)

I cannot be arsed TBH.

Re: The RAB Factor 2015 : Thu Dec 31, 2015 2:50 pm  

mystic eddie wrote:

I cannot be arsed TBH.

You mean, "I am way too busy conferring with my team-mates as we strive to win the picture quiz round".