Instead of trying to guess the identities of potential signings shall we see if we can guess the identity of the person who works at the club who appears to tell lots of different people who the players are, but crucially, swears them to message board silence, upon pain of not getting more privileged info. Presumably he/she prowls these boards to check who maybe betraying their little trifles.
Biffa might be able to help. Last week he uncovered a conspiracy to defraud Bradford Council which WY Police have so far failed to act upon.