[Bulliac]

Re: Tealady : Thu May 05, 2016 2:33 pm  

Seems the search for a leader in the tea department is getting more serious, with enquiries being made in the antipodes.

I've made a few discreet enquiries about the tea situation at Aussie grounds and, apparently, they don't drink from 'cups' in Australia and everything is served in something called 'leagues', so, if an Aussie tea lady is appointed, one wonders exactly how the tea will be served and if this new way of drinking is really going to take off in the UK. On the bright side, we've already got used to watching rugby with no scrum-half so drinking tea without cups shouldn't really be too much of an imposition.

Re: Tealady : Fri May 06, 2016 7:36 am  

Yeh, nah, yeh mate. They'll be drinking tea from a tinnie mate. With a polystyrene foam tea cosey thing around it to keep it hot mate. Yeh, nah, yeh mate.

[Bulliac]

Re: Tealady : Fri May 06, 2016 8:07 am  

tigertot wrote:

Yeh, nah, yeh mate. They'll be drinking tea from a tinnie mate. With a polystyrene foam tea cosey thing around it to keep it hot mate. Yeh, nah, yeh mate.

What! If it's going to be tinnies, we might even finish up with a bottle-o on the hill.

Re: Tealady : Mon May 09, 2016 4:21 pm  

The tealady has been instructed not to purchase the teabags that are always getting drunk. They pack too much of a punch and once broke somebody's jaw.

Re: Tealady : Mon May 09, 2016 7:58 pm  

vbfg wrote:

The tealady has been instructed not to purchase the teabags that are always getting drunk. They pack too much of a punch and once broke somebody's jaw.

Were those the teabags that were hardly used, despite being very expensive? I heard that despite lots of people saying that they were very good tea-bags, that without proper use they could curdle the milk.

Of course some foul-mouthed catering managers said that would not happen, and tried to dry the teabags out away from the tealadys stash of (already very good) teabags. Well, that didn't work did it?

[Bulliac]

Re: Tealady : Thu May 12, 2016 3:15 pm  

Well it seems the new tea lady comes from a strong tea making family background and has studied under everyone from Earl Grey downwards - and not only that, is also familiar with how tea was done here years ago and may even have partaken of the odd cup! I think we can forget low-brow tea bags and look forward to proper leaf tea and silver teapots from now on. Clearly this will have to be done inside set budgets but I have full confidence this can be achieved.

Maybe some promotion will be needed to achieve the necessary budget and convince the punters. Hopefully, with the help of that special No. 7 blend that we keep hearing about but which has yet to arrive in the tea cabinet? It will be like the catering of old...

Re: Tealady : Fri May 13, 2016 7:21 am  

It has been rumoured that during the interview the Tea Lady said her favourite brew was Green Tea and that went down well

Re: Tealady : Fri May 13, 2016 10:49 am  

Bulliac wrote:

Well it seems the new tea lady comes from a strong tea making family background and has studied under everyone from Earl Grey downwards - and not only that, is also familiar with how tea was done here years ago and may even have partaken of the odd cup! I think we can forget low-brow tea bags and look forward to proper leaf tea and silver teapots from now on. Clearly this will have to be done inside set budgets but I have full confidence this can be achieved.

If there's any silver spoons to go with those tea pots in the Coral then Bullseye might make a return.

Re: Tealady : Fri May 13, 2016 11:23 am  

It would seem that whilst we have been worrying about our own tea lady the tea lady at a nearby up market tea shoppe (sic) has also been going through a terrible time. It seems that although they lost the talisman brew master and also sous chef at the end of last year they were not replaced. Added to that someone has lost the kettle that they used for make tea at training sessions. This has resulted led to a severe down turn in the standard of catering at a place that only last year swept all before it winning the coveted silver Tetley Tea Strainer. During the week the catering manager a Mr Harry Getherington issued a email stating there was no crisis at the Tea Shoppe.
N.B. Steve Ferres and Gary Hetherington are not related.

Re: Tealady : Fri May 13, 2016 12:05 pm  

rugbyreddog wrote:

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N.B. Steve Ferres and Gary Hetherington are not related.

Are you sure? as they are never seen in the same room at the same time!