Chimp planned attacks on zoo visitors : Mon Mar 09, 2009 5:05 pm  

A male chimpanzee in a Swedish zoo planned hundreds of attacks on zoo visitors, according to researchers. Link I wonder if it may have a coaching role at Odsal? Joke to lighten the depressing gloom

A male chimpanzee in a Swedish zoo planned hundreds of attacks on zoo visitors, according to researchers. Link I wonder if it may have a coaching role at Odsal? Joke to lighten the depressing gloom

: Mon Mar 09, 2009 7:09 pm  

The chimp would have got away with it if he had not posted his plans on his blog.

Re: Chimp planned attacks on zoo visitors : Mon Mar 09, 2009 7:11 pm  

Ferocious Aardvark wrote: A male chimpanzee in a Swedish zoo planned hundreds of attacks on zoo visitors, according to researchers. Link I wonder if it may have a coaching role at Odsal? Joke to lighten the depressing gloom Well apparently we can only afford to pay peanuts so we must have a good chance of getting him.

Ferocious Aardvark wrote: A male chimpanzee in a Swedish zoo planned hundreds of attacks on zoo visitors, according to researchers. Link I wonder if it may have a coaching role at Odsal? Joke to lighten the depressing gloom Well apparently we can only afford to pay peanuts so we must have a good chance of getting him.

Re: Chimp planned attacks on zoo visitors : Mon Mar 09, 2009 8:20 pm  

Ferocious Aardvark wrote: A male chimpanzee in a Swedish zoo planned hundreds of attacks on zoo visitors, according to researchers. Link It doesn't say in that story but they chopped his bollocks off for that. Ferocious Aardvark wrote: I wonder if it may have a coaching role at Odsal? He hasn't used his ball handling skills for a year.

Ferocious Aardvark wrote: A male chimpanzee in a Swedish zoo planned hundreds of attacks on zoo visitors, according to researchers. Link It doesn't say in that story but they chopped his bollocks off for that. Ferocious Aardvark wrote: I wonder if it may have a coaching role at Odsal? He hasn't used his ball handling skills for a year.

Re: Chimp planned attacks on zoo visitors : Mon Mar 09, 2009 8:54 pm  

vbfg wrote:

It doesn't say in that story but they chopped his bollocks off for that.

He hasn't used his ball handling skills for a year.

No problem, we'll play him at half-back.

Re: Chimp planned attacks on zoo visitors : Tue Mar 10, 2009 12:16 am  

vbfg wrote:

He hasn't used his ball handling skills for a year.

What's Leon got to do with it?

: Tue Mar 10, 2009 12:29 am  

In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us.

: Tue Mar 10, 2009 3:39 pm  

af wrote:

In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us.

Along with the Robins, the Giants, the Warriors, the Airlie Birds......

: Tue Mar 10, 2009 3:59 pm  

Just what Macca needs, another monkey on his back