Jokes : Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:59 pm  

Completely off topic of rugby league but i feel there should be somewhere on the board just for making people laugh.

I'll start

A bear goes into a pub and orders a pint of bitter. The barman pours it and says "£3.50 please". The bear pays and drinks his pint. On ordering his second pint the barman says "We dont get many bears in here" and the bear responds "I'm not surprised at those prices"

(Cue 2 drums/cymbal)

: Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:08 pm  

OKay.. 3 things come into my head.

1) I hope you're going back to school soon!
2) I hope you find a job soon
3) I hope you lose your internet connection soon!

Truely awful.

: Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:14 pm  

While we're on the old ones.

A white horse goes into a bar. The barman says " Guess what? We've got a whisky named after you". The horse replies, "What? Eric?"

: Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:16 pm  

Paul124897 wrote:

OKay.. 3 things come into my head.

1) I hope you're going back to school soon!
2) I hope you find a job soon
3) I hope you lose your internet connection soon!

Truely awful.

Haha thanks...I'm at work at the minute, quiet time

A survey on dwarves has been published in today's newspaper. It shows that 6 in 7 are not happy...

Keep em coming

: Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:20 pm  

A man walked into a bar and said 'Oww!'. It was an iron bar.

: Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:22 pm  

A number one and a number zero go into a pub.

The number one says, "Your round".

: Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:28 pm  

A woman walks into a hairdressers in Hull and asks 'have you got time to do me a perm?'

The hairdresser replies 'certainly madam, I wandered lernly as a cloud...'

: Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:30 pm  

cieranblonde wrote:

Haha thanks...I'm at work at the minute, quiet time

A survey on dwarves has been published in today's newspaper. It shows that 6 in 7 are not happy...

Keep em coming

And one is always grumpy

: Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:36 pm  

Gare Girl wrote:

A woman walks into a hairdressers in Hull and asks 'have you got time to do me a perm?'

The hairdresser replies 'certainly madam, I wandered lernly as a cloud...'

Too good not to nick.

: Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:52 pm  

Gare Girl wrote:

A woman walks into a hairdressers in Hull and asks 'have you got time to do me a perm?'

The hairdresser replies 'certainly madam, I wandered lernly as a cloud...'

I like that a lot

Sgt. Smith - Jones I didnt see you at camoflage training this morning
Priv. Jones - Thank you Sir