: Wed Feb 18, 2009 12:47 pm  

I saw my mate, the other day.
He said he'd seen the white Hanley,
So I asked. Who is he?
He goes by the name of,
Mark Henry, Mark Henry, Mark Henry,
He goes by the name of, Mark Henry...

: Wed Feb 18, 2009 12:59 pm  

wardleyred wrote:

coley where ever u maybe
u are a prick and you'll always be
ur missis is a s**g
she takes it up the ar$e
now ur at wigan, we hope u die

: Wed Feb 18, 2009 3:09 pm  

Instead of "we're the famous Salford rugby and we're going to Wembley:"

'We're the famous Salford rugby our stand off's called Jeremy'

or

'Our stand off is a kiwi and and his name is Jeremy.'

Or something else to that tune that is better than my pitiful effort.

Also, Utd's old Veron song for Talau.

And:

6ft 2, eyes of blue.
Stapleton is after you.

: Wed Feb 18, 2009 4:57 pm  

Think something similar was trying to do the rounds a bit back.

I am a Salford fan,
I am a salfordian,
I wanna destroy Wigan and Leigh,
Coz I wanna be,
great like wilky.

I don't usual have a go at this sort of stuff, I leave it to the likes of zenith and co usualy and maybe I should in future

: Wed Feb 18, 2009 6:09 pm  

How about:

We come on the sloop john b
My grandfather and me
Around nassau town we did roam
Drinking all night
Got into a fight
Well I feel so broke up
I want to go home

So hoist up the john bs sail
See how the mainsail sets
Call for the captain ashore
Let me go home, let me go home
I wanna go home, yeah yeah
Well I feel so broke up
I wanna go home

The first mate he got drunk
And broke in the capns trunk
The constable had to come and take him away
Sheriff john stone
Why dont you leave me alone, yeah yeah
Well I feel so broke up I wanna go home

So hoist up the john bs sail
See how the mainsail sets
Call for the captain ashore
Let me go home, let me go home
I wanna go home, let me go home
Why dont you let me go home
(hoist up the john bs sail)
Hoist up the john b
I feel so broke up I wanna go home
Let me go home

The poor cook he caught the fits
And threw away all my grits
And then he took and he ate up all of my corn
Let me go home
Why dont they let me go home
This is the worst trip Ive ever been on

So hoist up the john bs sail
See how the mainsail sets
Call for the captain ashore
Let me go home, let me go home
I wanna go home, let me go home
Why dont you let me go home

Would be top that!

Or if not that, what about if everyone just like points and sings SAAAAALFORD at the top of their voices?!

: Wed Feb 18, 2009 6:57 pm  

Why do we need songs anyway? It's a rugby match FFS. If some of you are so desperate to sing go and form a choir!

The most important thing is the result!!

: Wed Feb 18, 2009 8:33 pm  

The King Of Birchwood wrote:

Why do we need songs anyway?
It's a rugby match FFS.
If some of you are so desperate to sing go and form a choir!
The most important thing is the result!!

What tune is that to?

It doesn't even seem to rhyme?!

: Wed Feb 18, 2009 8:51 pm  

: Wed Feb 18, 2009 9:15 pm  

Solly wrote:

He is fat and he's a twat coley, coley
He is fat and hes a twat coley, coley
He's a queer
loves it up the rear
sells his arse on Wigan pier
Andy Coley He's a fucking twat!

Love it and Im a Wiganer.

: Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:29 pm  

cos it is his birthday, how about
we have stu littler
we have stu littler
we have stu littler