: Wed Mar 04, 2009 11:26 am
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Win 2 of our last 4 games to save us from....well...nothing this year
Repaint the concourse in the South stand
Encourage Skents to ask me questions about stuff that really shouldn't be in the public domain
Play the academy side against the big teams in the league, even if they aren't ready
Drop the same players against the smaller clubs as punishment
Bring the same players back in again because they were super duper in the academy the week before
Sell all homegrown talent to Leigh and Widnes
Field 10 overseas players (Richards is about as Irish as I am) against Wakefield
Persuade the board to drop out of Super League so Essen Munchers from Germany can have a go