Re: Joe westerman : Tue Oct 20, 2015 6:47 pm  

I've got a RL edition of The Apprentice in my head

LLS Lord Lefty Sugar
WTDP Warrington Transfer Delegation Party

Prokefiev's Romeo & Juliet plays, as WTDP enters the boardroom.

LLS "Ahhh. The brains traaaast. Sit dahhnn"

WTDP "Thank you, Lord Sugar"

LLS "Right ven. Four maanths ago, I gave you lot over free handred big un's to get Warrington sam decent players. They've been a load of old pony this year. They deserve sammat better"

WTDP "Yes, Lord Sugar. Well, we've scoured the globe, and made several enquiries to all the best available players, and....."

LLS "Cut the bull, sunshine. I've heard it from proper professionals. Who did you get?"

WTDP "Lineham and Westerman from Hull, Lord Sugar"

LLS "Stone me! I thought that Kermit, Miss Piggy and Gonzo were just Mappets. Turns out, I'm employin' 'em, to buy me ragby players. YOU BAWT 'OOOO?. LINEHAM? I'd ravver have got Des Lynham. An' Westerbleedinman. 'e was good abart 4 years ago. FREE ANDRED AND ODD FAHSAND PAHND DAHN THE BLEEDIN' PAN.. For that much, I coulda got an Ukuma Ta'ai, sam one from ve NRL, AND STILL 'ad change ...........

(he shakes his head)
......get ahhht of my office. YOU'RE FIRED.

(they shuffle out)

Free andred and odd grand. STREWF, VEY BETTER BE GOOD. Hull must be laughing their taters off"

Re: Joe westerman : Tue Oct 20, 2015 7:04 pm  

Two good non quota players that will undoubtedly improve the squad. Couldn't care less how much we've paid. Gidley will guide this team round nicely.

Re: Joe westerman : Tue Oct 20, 2015 7:29 pm  

My comments about splashing the cash were linked to a mentality that we could rely on a 'sugar daddy' or continual inputs of cash or 'soft loans / sponsorship' from directors (new or exisiting).

If we are making good profits then great - and I guess that's what Drapers job is linked to rather than the minutiae of the first team.

Re: Joe westerman : Tue Oct 20, 2015 7:36 pm  

Underwhelmed.

Re: Joe westerman : Tue Oct 20, 2015 9:30 pm  

So who should they have signed Lord Lefty, and how much should they have paid?

Re: Joe westerman : Tue Oct 20, 2015 9:45 pm  

Captain Hook wrote:

So who should they have signed Lord Lefty, and how much should they have paid?

Maybe Peter Pan and Wendy. They've only one less International cap than the 2 Hull players, and the money we'd have saved, could be better invested.

£300k for better than average SL players.
Puts me in mind of that long running Harry (Enfield) and Paul (Whitehouse) sketch, where Enfield plays a smarmy character who flogs shabby goods to Sloane Ranger type ladies, for unbelievable amounts of money.

"I saw you coming"



I REALLY hope they do well. After all, this is my club that they're going to play for. BUT. Like WFIII posted. I am seriously underwhelmed.

Re: Joe westerman : Tue Oct 20, 2015 9:53 pm  

We have to ask ourselves what did we show weakness in last year, what areas needed improving?

Forwards...I'm guessing treacle legs Harrison will be moved to the front row and Westerman is our new 13.

Plus Westman is a ball playing loose which improves our creative side, he's a poor mans O'Loughlin for me, that's not meant as an insult as SOL is a premier player.

Re: Joe westerman : Tue Oct 20, 2015 9:54 pm  

When you look at next years side there is actually a lot of creativity, I'm just hoping they don't get under each others feet.

Re: Joe westerman : Tue Oct 20, 2015 9:57 pm  

I'm quietly impressed. We seem to be building a well balanced side at this rate. Had we been stronger in depth this year in key areas, we wouldn't have been far off the pace. Everyone we have signed has strengthened our weak spots and added some much needed creativity, grunt and guidance to the side.

Re: Joe westerman : Wed Oct 21, 2015 7:42 am  

lefty goldblatt wrote:

Maybe Peter Pan and Wendy. They've only one less International cap than the 2 Hull players, and the money we'd have saved, could be better invested.

£300k for better than average SL players.
Puts me in mind of that long running Harry (Enfield) and Paul (Whitehouse) sketch, where Enfield plays a smarmy character who flogs shabby goods to Sloane Ranger type ladies, for unbelievable amounts of money.

"I saw you coming"



I REALLY hope they do well. After all, this is my club that they're going to play for. BUT. Like WFIII posted. I am seriously underwhelmed.

I understand your point but who would you have recruited (realistically ie available and within cap) when you look at it that way I take the view that it is better than I expected.