: Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:21 am
Heard that this week we will be announcing the signing of the entire Australian national team.
There's no need to worry about visas though, because as you read this they are queuing at Sangatte to stow away aboard a lorry to cross the channel. They'll then pretend to be door to door salesmen from Platt Bridge.
I hope that there is no truth in the rumour though that David Vaeliki will be returning from France with them