: Fri Feb 13, 2009 6:42 pm  

Pemps wrote:

If I have a dozen in my possession, where does that leave me?

With a stock write-down long overdue

[Pemps]

: Fri Feb 13, 2009 6:43 pm  

JTB wrote:

I am happy to add the purchase of both home and away replica shirts to categories 1 and 2. Possibly having Loyal 18 on the back for the elite category 1 members...

What about an '85 flat cap covered in badges?

[JTB]

: Fri Feb 13, 2009 6:51 pm  

Pemps wrote:

What about an '85 flat cap covered in badges?

All True Fans may add regulations arbitrarily and without notice at any point, and as a consequence expel other members from the group forthwith. However, having a shitload of badges on ones cap is a sub category I shall add later when not being hounded to get the nippers out of the bath

: Fri Feb 13, 2009 6:55 pm  

JTB wrote:

All True Fans may add regulations arbitrarily and without notice at any point, and as a consequence expel other members from the group forthwith. However, having a shitload of badges on ones cap is a sub category I shall add later when not being hounded to get the nippers out of the bath

Good shout, better go dunk mine before the match starts!

: Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:09 pm  

wheres the "cant be arsed going as im on my xbox" category???

[Pemps]

: Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:11 pm  

[Gareth] wrote:

wheres the "cant be arsed going as im on my xbox" category???

We'll let Hogan categorise that one

: Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:12 pm  

Pemps wrote:

We'll let Hogan categorise that one

im sure he cant wait

[JTB]

: Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:13 pm  

Pemps wrote:

We'll let Hogan categorise that one

He has a special sub-category with 1 member I understand.

I'll postpone my write-ups of:

i) Female supporters

ii) Old supporters

'til another night I think

: Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:17 pm  

We are not worthy

[JTB]

: Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:55 pm  

OK Vicki has forced my hand:

Sub category:

Female fans - may transcend normal categories 1-4. But only at the discretion of - and on the undestanding they agree at all times on rugby matters with - their boyfriend/husband. Female fans should adhere to the following rules: i) Attend principally for the purpose of looking at (and possibly texting other female fan friends to discuss) players legs, ii) must clamour to arrive at the stadium as early as possible, thereby causing others to miss premium drinking time, in order to see their favourite players warm up, iii) ask questions at fans forums that cause Cat 1/2/3/4 male fans to tut and their partner to squirm in his seat and iv) have a shirt with their favourite players surname on the back preceded by 'Mrs'.