: Fri Nov 27, 2009 8:26 pm  

Hes had a wayward drive all his life to be fair................

: Fri Nov 27, 2009 8:27 pm  

released from hospital with facial cuts

: Fri Nov 27, 2009 8:27 pm  

he was off to his local Subway


everyone knows how much Tiger loves his Sand Wedges

: Fri Nov 27, 2009 8:31 pm  

Tiger Woods crashes his car into a hydrant and tree. Eyewitnesses report that he lost concentration while moving a finger around in each nostril. He had a double bogey.

: Sat Nov 28, 2009 1:33 am  

Lawrie L wrote:

he was off to his local Subway


everyone knows how much Tiger loves his Sand Wedges

wondered how long it would be before someone made that joke

: Sat Nov 28, 2009 10:28 am  

Sounds very much like a domestic with the missus to me. Non alcohol related, 2.30am, wife knocking windscreen in with golf club............hmmmmmm..........

"Its either me or golf Eldrick"

"But it earns us $100million a year"

"I don't care you son of a b*tch! You fly here, there and everywhere in the sun whilst I'm stuck here at home with the kids"

"Ah shut up you crazy b*tch. This is all because of the "accident" I had with your twin sister isn't it? Get over it. Right, I'm off out"

: Sat Nov 28, 2009 10:40 am  

There were rumours hes been cheating on the missus actually

But who would cheat on this

: Sat Nov 28, 2009 10:43 am  

LFCRhino wrote:

There were rumours hes been cheating on the missus actually

But who would cheat on this

ashley cole did with cheryl cole so anything can hapen

: Sat Nov 28, 2009 10:46 am  

Danny 2 wrote:

ashley cole did with cheryl cole so anything can hapen

But Cashley Cole isnt worth over a billion and wouldnt have to give the other half 500 million

: Sat Nov 28, 2009 10:50 am  

LFCRhino wrote:

But Cashley Cole isnt worth over a billion and wouldnt have to give the other half 500 million

plus ashley is thick must be to cheat on her

is tiger that stupid