Re: Close Season Football Chat : Sun Aug 22, 2010 2:20 pm  

Make that 5-0.

Re: Close Season Football Chat : Sun Aug 22, 2010 2:26 pm  

6-0 Carroll hat trick.

Re: Close Season Football Chat : Sun Aug 22, 2010 2:29 pm  

Brilliant stuff.

Re: Close Season Football Chat : Sun Aug 22, 2010 2:44 pm  

Never saw it, but, were the Newcastle fans chanting 'we're staying up'?

Re: Close Season Football Chat : Sun Aug 22, 2010 2:48 pm  

Hi, is that the police?

Yes, how can we help?

I've been raped. There were these massive black men who just kept attacking and attacking. I've never felt so violated.

Your name, sir?

It's Chris..... Chris Kirkland.

Re: Close Season Football Chat : Sun Aug 22, 2010 2:50 pm  

Robbie Rotten wrote:

Never saw it, but, were the Newcastle fans chanting 'we're staying up'?

You didn't miss much to be honest, although, Carew's penalty is quite possibly still going. Awful.

Re: Close Season Football Chat : Sun Aug 22, 2010 3:41 pm  

I think Mr Murphy can expect a challenge from Mr Scholes after that

Re: Close Season Football Chat : Sun Aug 22, 2010 4:43 pm  

Typical United...

Looks like the referee needs a guide dog if he gives that as a penalty.

Re: Close Season Football Chat : Sun Aug 22, 2010 4:55 pm  

andym1988 wrote:

Typical United...

Looks like the referee needs a guide dog if he gives that as a penalty.

Typical shiothouse Walton, United throw the hands up and he points to the spot. Terrible decision, great save though.

Re: Close Season Football Chat : Sun Aug 22, 2010 4:57 pm  

Dan_FC wrote:

Typical shiothouse Walton, United throw the hands up and he points to the spot. Terrible decision, great save though.

Bit harsh on the ref that. Penalties seem to be given for any contact on the hand these days. It was massively accidental and shouldn't by definition be handball but penalties these days are given for any clear hand contact.