Re: Late Gate : Wed Jan 05, 2011 6:58 pm  

Public Notice Alert from rugbyleague.org:

It has come to our attention that several of the more fragile York forum users have been traumatised by the severe ownings dished out by their Hunslet friends and have been observed wandering lost, on other forums.

Several have been found skulking under bridges by day and seem to have an unreasoning fear of billy goats. Under no circumstances attempt to approach them as they tend to cling tightly to anything at hand (such as notions of superiority, contract clauses that don’t exist, and Dave Woods used Burger King wrappers).

If you hear a whimpering from your speakers, or notice odd posters, please ask them to read out the phone number on their wristband then contact us immediately. We will get them a nice glass of warm milk and get their mummy to tuck them in.

End of alert.

Re: Late Gate : Wed Jan 05, 2011 8:19 pm  

Dreamer wrote:

Public Notice Alert from rugbyleague.org:

It has come to our attention that several of the more fragile York forum users have been traumatised by the severe ownings dished out by their Hunslet friends and have been observed wandering lost, on other forums.

Several have been found skulking under bridges by day and seem to have an unreasoning fear of billy goats. Under no circumstances attempt to approach them as they tend to cling tightly to anything at hand (such as notions of superiority, contract clauses that don’t exist, and Dave Woods used Burger King wrappers).

If you hear a whimpering from your speakers, or notice odd posters, please ask them to read out the phone number on their wristband then contact us immediately. We will get them a nice glass of warm milk and get their mummy to tuck them in.

End of alert.

Total Genius ....

Dreamer you have far too much time on your hands

Can Sandra not find you any DIY to do around the house ??