Keighleys national anthem : Fri Oct 02, 2009 3:16 am  

Seeing as I cannot sleep I have come up with what I feel is the start of an anthem for Keighley.

Feel free to add your own words but the song is to the tune of pass the duchy from the left hand side.

Two chapatis and a curry please an a popadom
Two chapatis and a curry please an a popadom

This is as far as I have got

: Fri Oct 02, 2009 6:45 am  

How about:

Two fish and a packet of chips please.

To the tune of "two pints of lager and a packet of crisps"

That might just get the attention of the food vendors when sung by a few thousand

: Fri Oct 02, 2009 7:47 am  

To the tune of Glory, Glory Man United
We hate the Bulls, we're Keighley Cougars!

: Fri Oct 02, 2009 7:47 am  

To the tune of Glory, Glory Man United
We hate the Bulls, we're Keighley Cougars!

: Fri Oct 02, 2009 7:57 am  

If the team NEED a song then at least bring back THE Keighley song about the lads from Lawkholme Lane.

It was so bad that in comparison to these efforts it was an award winner.

C'mon people.

Be original, you KNOW you can do better

: Fri Oct 02, 2009 11:23 am  

"We're red and green, and green and white, and we beat York City Knights
- ha-ha ha haaa, ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-haaa-ha, ha-ha-haaa!

: Fri Oct 02, 2009 12:11 pm  

Mick W. wrote:

"We're red and green, and green and white, and we beat York City Knights
- ha-ha ha haaa, ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-haaa-ha, ha-ha-haaa!

get your coat Mick.!!!!

: Fri Oct 02, 2009 12:13 pm  

League Fan you appear to be taking it too serious

Or are you just trying to stir fry things.

: Fri Oct 02, 2009 12:43 pm  

Just heard Blur of the radio and thought of this (I haven’t actually changed many of the words):

Cougar Parklife

(To the tune of Blur’s Parklife)

Confidence is a preference for the habitual voyeur of Cougars in what is known as... (Parklife!)

And boring rugby can be avoided if you watch Keighley and take a route straight to what is known as... (Parklife!)

The players are cock a hoop, they don’t get intimidated by dirty play - they love a bit of it. (Parklife!)

Who's that with the drum? You should cut down on your porklife, mate, get some exercise! (Parklife!)

CHORUS:
All the people
So many people
And they all go hand in hand
Hand in hand through their parklife

Know what I mean?

: Fri Oct 02, 2009 1:24 pm  

Dreamer wrote:

Just heard Blur of the radio and thought of this (I haven’t actually changed many of the words):

Cougar Parklife

(To the tune of Blur’s Parklife)

Confidence is a preference for the habitual voyeur of Cougars in what is known as... (Parklife!)

And boring rugby can be avoided if you watch Keighley and take a route straight to what is known as... (Parklife!)

The players are cock a hoop, they don’t get intimidated by dirty play - they love a bit of it. (Parklife!)

Mr Dreamer something tells me you are ready for that holiday

Who's that with the drum? You should cut down on your porklife, mate, get some exercise! (Parklife!)

CHORUS:
All the people
So many people
And they all go hand in hand
Hand in hand through their parklife

Know what I mean?

:

Mr Dreamer something tells me you are ready for that holiday !!