Union (Lionel's brother Mike?), Championship, Pub Team, Academy, 3 forwards (half a scrum), Me. It could be anyone. Hutchie isn't a liar - you have to say something to qualify for that. He could post the first three answers to the Times crossword and get 5 pages of frantic speculation about what he might be hinting at. That is pretty impressive, in its own way I guess.
Yeahhhhh.... i still want to know who the other one is