He's just come into the possession of 3,500 plastic stadium seats, and is waiting to see how much he gets off a local firm called Plastech for them. Apparently, he got them for nowt because they were defective.
I can't get a bean for them. They all smell of stale yorkshire pies and beer.
Little Pepe went to nursery school one day wearing his Widnes hat. His teacher asked him why he was a Widnes fan. He said, “Because my parents are.” His teacher said, “That’s not good. What would you do if your parents were drug dealers and hookers?” He replied, “Well then I would be a Warrington fan.”
There's a Wooly over there, baggy kecks and feathered hair with a 3 star jumper half way up his back, that’s a fecking Wooly back! Oooh-to… Oooh-to-be… Oooh-to-be-a… WOOLY!
