: Mon Oct 05, 2009 10:34 am
Barrow Herald and Tribune
Monday 5th October 2009
In a move that is set to excite everyone in Barrow, that is called Des Johnston, The Barrow Raiders Board (Des Johnston) have this morning ratified a radical new proposal for the structure of the playing staff.
"We would like to thank Dave whatisname... you know...the guy that wore the tracksuits and that around the training field...errrr.. it'll come to me, for all his assistance in helping me to get the win I deserved yesterday. But I'm not resting on my laurels" an invigorated Johnston stated dressed in full Raiders playing kit and wearing the Grand Final Trophy on a chain around his neck.
"We nearly didn't win and this can't be allowed to happen next season and so in order to increase my influence the next puppet... err coach will be my flash new alter ego Dezzy Johnston."
"I am also awarding myself the shirt numbers 6,7, 9 and 13 for next years squad and will be playing all of the pivotal team positions at the same time." Winking as he continued.. "I obviously don't come cheap boys but we'll find a way of affording me under the salary cap.... if you know what I mean. Now... BOW ALL BEFORE ME!!"