Re: Not looking good for Lobby : Wed Jun 08, 2011 7:39 pm  

littlerich wrote:

Yarkshire !!!!!!!!!!

It's a lovely sexy accent. You can only dream of the art of talking Yarkshire Mr D. There's nothing like 'avin a lass whisper in yer ear, "hey cocker, let mi take thee ta bed chuck".

Sends shivers down yer spine.

To be honest I'd settle for any accent as long as she was keen.

Except a scouser. I'd wake up and find out she'd nicked my iphone.

Re: Not looking good for Lobby : Wed Jun 08, 2011 7:44 pm  

Re: Not looking good for Lobby : Wed Jun 08, 2011 8:11 pm  

littlerich wrote:

Who amongst you are truly cuckoo then? I mean, if I turned up at the next home game in me Fax shirt and shouted "down wiv da Mutants" how many on here would pummel my head in?

If you sent me details of how small you actually are, then I might consider it having done a full task based risk assessment coupled with a written guarantee from yourself that you would not retaliate with even so much as a sideways glance.

But as VM says, if you did shout that in your best Stockfax/Haliport accent then people would shoot angry glances at you then realise you are in fact 'special' and then pity would wash over you from the almighty, all conquering but all forgiving Viking massive .

Re: Not looking good for Lobby : Wed Jun 08, 2011 8:54 pm  

Immediately everyone around would say "oh that must be littlerich. Don't mind him he loves us really."

Re: Not looking good for Lobby : Wed Jun 08, 2011 9:05 pm  

I am special.

I am 5ft 2.

Risk assessment:
Very placid but if plied with special brew will lash out uncontrollably, causing severe damage to victimns ankles and the need for immediate tetannus treatment.

Sorry to take this thread off-topic but at least it's a little light relief for the Lobbyists. God bless Leigh.

Re: Not looking good for Lobby : Wed Jun 08, 2011 9:06 pm  

I am special.

I am 5ft 2.

Risk assessment:
Very placid but if plied with special brew will lash out uncontrollably, causing severe damage to victimns ankles and the need for immediate tetannus treatment.

Sorry to take this thread off-topic but at least it's a little light relief for the Lobbyists. God bless Leigh.

Re: Not looking good for Lobby : Wed Jun 08, 2011 9:17 pm  

littlerich wrote:

I am special.

I am 5ft 2.

Risk assessment:
Very placid but if plied with special brew will lash out uncontrollably, causing severe damage to victimns ankles and the need for immediate tetannus treatment.

Sorry to take this thread off-topic but at least it's a little light relief for the Lobbyists. God bless Leigh.

Because no-one else will.

Re: Not looking good for Lobby : Wed Jun 08, 2011 9:39 pm  

Chris Dalton wrote:

Because no-one else will.

' He ' already has

Re: Not looking good for Lobby : Wed Jun 08, 2011 9:41 pm  

Lobbygate is in full swing, better than coronation street and emmerdale put together.

Re: Not looking good for Lobby : Thu Jun 09, 2011 4:30 pm  

littlerich wrote:

Yarkshire !!!!!!!!!!

It's a lovely sexy accent. You can only dream of the art of talking Yarkshire Mr D. There's nothing like 'avin a lass whisper in yer ear, "hey cocker, let mi take thee ta bed chuck".

Sends shivers down yer spine.

You're not married to Bet Lynch are you?