"Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid."― Albert Einstein "Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense." ― Gertrude Stein "Don't believe everything you read on the internet" ― Abraham Lincoln
Good plan if you ask me. Feign injury trying to bitch slap one of the opposition. Then say that its likely that you will be out 4 -5 weeks while in the meantime the RFL ban you for 2 games and you make a comeback in 3. Genius.