Results of latest wire tap of SOC phone.....
DL:
"Evening Steve, how's the yoof"?
SOC:
"Coming along nicely boss - just harvested the latest test tube batch today".
DL:
"Very good Steve - very good"
DL:
"Steve - we need to make sure that the final of the NRC isn't contested by two pub teams. Normally I couldn't give a flying turd as to what happens below stairs but we made a dog's dinner in Edinburgh this year - I don't want a cat sick of another "premier" event. Do you understand? You must beat Keighley this weekend. I obviously can't rely on Lobbygobblers can I? They NEVER bend over as well as you do Steve"
SOC:
"Yes boss - leave it to me. I'll make sure my boys deliver"
DL:
"Good boy. Rest Cullen this weekend. Put him in the stands. If anyone at your club f#*ks this up I'll revoke your license that I gave you last year. Comprende ?
SOC:
"Er ..... Yes boss ....."
Keighley 4
Widnes 56.