WormInHand wrote:
Rubbish. It's easy. You could wax lyrical about Sandycock's handling of Craig Hall - spinning straw into gold - etc.
Call yourself a commentator? Pah.
Right, here's one. Get "Apple Pie bed" into the commentary against Wire.
Edit - Having just seen dum-dum's excellent idea, I challenge you to fit Love's "Maybe The People Would Be The Times Or Between Clark And Hilldale" in.
Long boring song titles are pointless, fitting in many song titles from the same artist is good.
Oasis.
I'll be listening out for;
"...And Little By Little, Rovers increase the lead"
"Some Might Say Hall can't tackle, but oh my god what a bone rattler on Westwood"
"Rovers have this game in the bag, Definately... Maybe..."
"Welham has just gone Supersonic down the wing, leaving several Wire players flat out"
"The Importance Of Being Idle, as Illustrated by Lee Briers"
"The Wire defence will again, Slide Away"
"Tony Smith, Stop Crying Your Heart Out"