The [most unlikely] outcome of the crunch-talks:
NH – Mike, is the Remington working?
MS (flexing his fingers and popping a few knuckles) – Yes, Boss.
NH – First on the agenda. Let’s toast the sale of Blake, Scott and Dobbo – Mike you can just type
kerrrching. That’s £350,000 in the coffers Rob, and we have saved our pockets another £350,000 on the salary cap. We are making progress at last.
MS - . . .how do you spell kerrrching?
NH (deep sigh) – Next on the agenda, AOB. and for the sake of Mike its A.....O.....B.
MS – Yes, Boss. What about the North Stand, season tickets, shirt promotions, Allam’s loan, the academy, the South stand, the east stand terracing, and the price of a pint!
RC – Crickey! By the time you’ve typed all that Mike you’ll need a pint! Meeting closed.