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Re: Man City break in : Thu Apr 02, 2009 3:44 pm  
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This is poor this one, although thought I would put it on just for The Black Cat. :wink:

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More roberies have taken place at Premeir League stars homes today, they have broken into Ryan Giggs' house and stole 10 Premiership winners medals, they have also broken into Steven Gerrard's house, reports are that they have stolen his Kettle.



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: Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:57 pm  
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Re: Man City break in : Thu Apr 02, 2009 9:10 pm  
Young Danny wrote:
This is poor this one, although thought I would put it on just for The Black Cat. :wink:

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More roberies have taken place at Premeir League stars homes today, they have broken into Ryan Giggs' house and stole 10 Premiership winners medals, they have also broken into Steven Gerrard's house, reports are that they have stolen his Kettle.


they also took a B as well :lol: :lol:
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: Fri Apr 03, 2009 8:11 am  
Newsflash: Thieves broke into the home of a Liverpool fan and stole two books. "The thing that upsets me", he said "is that I hadn't finished colouring them in yet!"
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: Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:21 am  
is necrophillia the same as cracking open a cold one !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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: Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:33 am  
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is necrophillia the same as cracking open a cold one !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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: Fri Apr 03, 2009 2:08 pm  
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is necrophillia the same as cracking open a cold one !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


that would depend on how long they've been dead for :wink:
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