Bulliac wrote:
I've never been one for wanting to mix my metaphors but does that mean that, if he were to suddenly deflate, he'd become a black hole?
So Big Nige is on his deathbed and a kindly nurse, hearing him sobbing, goes over to comfort him
"Don't cry, Mr. Wood, there's no need to be afraid, we all have our time to go"
"No, you don't understand. I'm upset for the embarrassment for my family, as I just know that they'll have to dismantle half the hospital and get a cherry picker or something, just to remove my body for the funeral. Oh, the shame" <sob, sob>"
The nurse smiles and replies:
"Oh, that! Don't worry Mr. Wood, we've already thought about that. When the time comes, we'll give you an enema, and the rest will fit in a shoebox."
