Are those rates per night? If so, I'd want something better.

500 quid a week in what is essentially a tent is a bit steep. If you're gonna go camping, you can't beat doing it the good old fashioned way, sleeping bags, gas lamps, luggable loos! That is until you get ill like me and then a 20 year old caravan works just as well.

If you park illegally in the campsite VIP car lot, will you be glamped?

I think it's more than £500 per week if I'm reading it right.

We did it for the last 2 years at Osbaston Farm. Brilliant experience and theres loads to do in the area for the kids.



Highly recommended - the "tents" are unbelievably comfortable and you really don't miss not having electrickery.

Depends what you can afford I guess.

It's a fad ... for the sort of people who drink spritzers or lager top.

You know, the sort of people who like banana smoothies and don't eat their crusts.

The type who skip starters to "save themselves for a dessert".



Pfft.

Starters are over-rated, desserts is where its at.

And the coffee course, with cake.

I take it you haven't been in a position to try it to make an informed opinion?

Pah.

Cake is for all day, at any non-mealtime, not for pudding.

Anyway, dessert is fruit and suchlike, after the pudding.

Of course not.

Do I look Southern or something?

There are members of my family who go camping with portable TVs, hair curlers and a variety of electrical and electronic devices.



When I say "members of my family" I mean every blood relation except me.