It's great. Really put a smile on my face.

Cameron must revoke this gay marriage thing asap: www.express.co.uk/news/nature/45 ... n-and-SNOW Another apocalyse so soon after last weeks.

Cameron must revoke this gay marriage thing asap: www.express.co.uk/news/nature/45 ... n-and-SNOW Another apocalyse so soon after last weeks.

Quote Dally="Dally"Cameron must revoke this gay marriage thing asap: www.express.co.uk/news/nature/45 ... n-and-SNOW Another apocalyse so soon after last weeks.'" They are a parody of themselves at The Express - can you imagine if you are an aspiring newspaper journalist and have spent years gaining a very expensive degree in the art of news story telling only to find that the only job you are offered is at The Express, that alone would be a personal disaster worthy of reporting on the front page of The Express, "Debt-ridden student's angst at job offer".

Quote Dally="Dally"Cameron must revoke this gay marriage thing asap: www.express.co.uk/news/nature/45 ... n-and-SNOW Another apocalyse so soon after last weeks.'" They are a parody of themselves at The Express - can you imagine if you are an aspiring newspaper journalist and have spent years gaining a very expensive degree in the art of news story telling only to find that the only job you are offered is at The Express, that alone would be a personal disaster worthy of reporting on the front page of The Express, "Debt-ridden student's angst at job offer".

It's a statue of his son. Which is even worse.

Ah, but that also means that it's a statue of himself too. And the Holy Spirit.

He doesn't like statues or anything else made in his image, he's very shy is The God.



Instead he likes us to go to one of his churches of a Sunday and sing nice songs all about him and his wonderful life.



If The God came down to earth he'd be George Michael.

A crap driver?

I just love unintended Freudians like this.

Don't claim you meant both the meanings Minty.

lol

He's only a crap driver when he's asleep.

And when he's scored in the public toilets.

So the snappy snaps incident was no accident, he's not impressed with the images theme

George Michael - ''[iAnd all Gods children, walked out the back door."[/i



Unlike George who prefers entering by the back door.

















TAXI!!!

[iThe entire country faces at least three days of torrential downpours, savage 150mph gales and weeks of relentless flood misery.



Storm Brigid is expected to first hit UK shores later this afternoon before the full force of the onslaught rips into the country tomorrow. [/i





What happened to Storm Brigid then? Did I miss it? Did the gayers repent and save the day?

Hold on a sec, I'm getting horrendous glare on my screen from the sunshine!

Over time, won't sodomite marriage result in lower populations in western nations seeing they would be a reduction of people being conceived/born? Sounds like the global powers that be want a reduction in world populations anyway? endoftheamericandream.com/archiv ... obal-elite I doubt people here have the calibre to understand however..... shalom.

Over time, won't sodomite marriage result in lower populations in western nations seeing they would be a reduction of people being conceived/born? Sounds like the global powers that be want a reduction in world populations anyway? endoftheamericandream.com/archiv ... obal-elite I doubt people here have the calibre to understand however..... shalom.

Oh you're a far right nutter. Nice.

The only reason the religions hate gays is they can't reproduce and make more idiotic religious disciples that indoctrinate children and keep them in a job.

Quote Worzel="Worzel"Over time, won't sodomite marriage result in lower populations in western nations seeing they would be [size=150a reduction of people being conceived/born?[/size Sounds like the global powers that be want a reduction in world populations anyway? endoftheamericandream.com/archiv ... obal-elite I doubt people here have the calibre to understand however..... shalom. '" Not while wizeb has breath in his body!

Quote Worzel="Worzel"Over time, won't sodomite marriage result in lower populations in western nations seeing they would be [size=150a reduction of people being conceived/born?[/size Sounds like the global powers that be want a reduction in world populations anyway? endoftheamericandream.com/archiv ... obal-elite I doubt people here have the calibre to understand however..... shalom. '" Not while wizeb has breath in his body!

I love those paranoid right wing American "message" web sites that also by complete coincidence tend to promote or carry advertisements for guns and articles on self defense and survival.



On Sunday in a Facebook Group that I follow an American business promoted the "credit card knife" ideal for dog walkers who may be accosted whilst out walking their German Shepherd Dogs (the group) quickly follwed by an Australian and a Brit advising that if you carry a credit card with a concealed flick knife inside it (looks like a credit card but a bit thicker) then you'd likely end up in clink and anyway, what sort of idiot is going to accost someone out walking a German Shepherd ? It brought an apology from the business and a lot of questions about how could it be illegal in other country's to carry a knife for self defence to which there is little point in trying to explain because they don't really want to consider that arming yourself to the teeth when you walk the dog is a bit extreme.

Unfortunately I work with a few nutters, the half a million caskets that Obama has ready for the mass slaughter of Yanks is a great yarn. That's why he wants to control the guns, nothing to do with the amount of shootings they have.

Could I get nicked for carrying the Swiss Army credit card thingy then? It lacks the hooky thing for taking boy scouts out of horses' hooves but does have: tweezers, ballpoint, toothpick, nailfile, screwdriver, scissors and a knife with a massive 3.5cm blade

In the same way that I could possibly be nicked for carrying my toolbag which has all sorts of stabby things in as well as a very sharp stanley knife for stripping cables - its all down to context and frankly if stopped then it would be obvious that a stanley knife is a tool of my trade and if you were stopped whilst wearing waders up to your armpits and a three foot diameter flatfish slung over your shoulder then they'd probably accept that your blade was for relieving said fish of its stomach contents.



If you're walking the streets of your local housing estate at night with a concealed knife though then I'd suggest that your explanation may need to be a bit more inventive.

Quote Worzel="Worzel"Over time, won't sodomite marriage result in lower populations in western nations seeing they would be a reduction of people being conceived/born? Sounds like the global powers that be want a reduction in world populations anyway? endoftheamericandream.com/archiv ... obal-elite I doubt people here have the calibre to understand however..... shalom. '" Have gay people been running round making babies all this time just to make up for not being married?

Quote Worzel="Worzel"Over time, won't sodomite marriage result in lower populations in western nations seeing they would be a reduction of people being conceived/born? Sounds like the global powers that be want a reduction in world populations anyway? endoftheamericandream.com/archiv ... obal-elite I doubt people here have the calibre to understand however..... shalom. '" Have gay people been running round making babies all this time just to make up for not being married?

Never had the old tatty water checked for it's spermicidal fortitude but fatherdom, as far as I'm aware, has never come knocking at my door.

The gun is perhaps blankless?

I can live with it if so, bot late in the day now anyway.

In the unlikely event that anyone on here has any interest in your ejaculate, I still question whether it merits taking over two threads.