And on a similar vein, a question that I had to consider when I almost adopted a deaf Dalmation dog last year from Dog Trust - how do you recall a deaf dog that has run away ?



Or indeed communicate with it at all ?



I guess there could be a dog sign language, my not-deaf dog understands the finger wag and the finger beckon, especially when food is involved.

Are all Travelodges holes? And where do the thieving s get off with charging you to park your fooking car?

is it really 24 hours from tulsa?

In terms of the RLF swear filter, why is w*nker not acceptable but w*nkers is???

Tossers.



How many can we get past the filter?



We all know it's loving useless.

Sign language. You can make up your own signals which suit you and your dog. As for recall, I always think its better safe than sorry, so if you're not in an enclosed area, probably best to keep him/her on a long line. Some dogs don't stray very far, my own staffy x hardly leaves my side on a walk so you could train the dog to keep coming back to you periodically so it becomes a habit.



There used to be a deaf jack russell at our training club and he was a nutter, didn't bother him at all.

Why are all perfume counter assistants so condesending when you ask for advice about a gift for the wife!!!

Most blind people use their guide dog to give their a lick to ensure it is clean. A dog can get its tongue right into the anus.............apparently.

Extensive research has been carried out into this very subject on the Rovers board.

Chuckle.

How does the world stop Facebook?



For the greater good of mankind, i hope we can come to a conclusion.

Why do fat people get y when you mention their weight when it's blatantly obvious to everyone including themselves they are fat?

is this REALLY the way to amarillo??

Here we go........

Why did anyone ever think Socialism would work in practise?

Why did anyone ever think carers got expense accounts?

If you have to take anti rejection drugs for organ transplants because your body would see it as a foreign entity if you didn't how are we able to survive with other peoples blood in us and it not cause a problem?

Blood consists of three cellular components, red blood cells, white blood cells and platelets. When you donate blood it is processed and for transfusion the white cells are removed as these are the only ‘complete cells’ with DNA. Red Blood cells (Plasma) do not contain DNA so they can carry more oxygen. Whole blood is rarely transfused. If it is, the body’s immune system will detect the foreign DNA and attack the white cells.

Why do most people think "The Big Screen" is a mirror and when they see themselves on it, wave at the screen instead of the camera?

To get my own back, i make her go with me into 10 different pubs without buying a drink, i then go back to the first pub and buy myself a pint

P[ii[/iss off and leave me alone. It's glandular.

"I only eat because I'm depressed, and being fat is depressing"



to be honest, far too much emphasis is placed on weight, at both ends of the issue, I fluctuate between 11.5 and 10.5 stone, no matter what I eat/drink or do, it's just what I am, likewise some people are heavy.



people should focus more on health than weight, imho.

True. I've been under 10 stone once in my adult life, I was just diagnosed and having Gold Injections which kept my arthritis at bay but made me lose a lot of weight. All people could say to me was how ill I looked being thinner and how gaunt it made me look.



Now I've gone the other way as I've been on steriods for 12 years which doesn't help matters and gives you a "moon" face. As long as you have no health problems due to your size and you're happy in yourself it shouldn't matter.

Are you a girl?

are you a bigotted f'whit?



sorry, no need to answer, we all know the response.