God knows some pretty good cleaners?

No doubt, luckily we have kirkstaller as his conduit to avoid any confusion.

a short hymn - well it is sunday www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f72CTDe4-0

a short hymn - well it is sunday www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f72CTDe4-0

...and where did all the water go ?



Maybe God spun the earth around really fast like a spin dryer and the water was flung off into outer space to eventually land on other planets and start new life forms there, do those life forms know what created them and who their creator is - could this be the ideal job for Kirkstaller ?

Young earth creationists usually claim that the water is still here and that the earths topography changed during the flood. The problem with this for creationists is the kind of geological events needed to create mountains and hills etc require millions of years to occur.



Creationists claim that the events required to create such geological features occured in a reltively short period of time during the flood however such events would create so much energy that the oceans would boiled into space and all life on earth would as a result become extinct including Noah and his fellow passengers.



We can only conclude that either the global flood did not occur or that we are not really here and this thread isn't happening.

..and on the seventeenth day of the seventh month the ark came to rest on the mountains of Ararat and yeah though all was sopping wet God did send Noah this link:

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I once asked a religious buffoon I worked with how did the ark fit all of the millions of different species of animal, insect, etc on the ark, I was going to follow it up with why didn't they eat one another until he said "it was REALLY big" I didn't bother with the follow up.

That's maybe one for the question thread but



How big would an Ark have to be to hold 2 of each known living thing right this minute?

REALLY big





Nobody knows, nobody knows how many different species they are.

Just the known species, forget the undiscovered

The Genesis Ark...bigger on the inside



that's Time Lord technology.

It's estimated that there are 8.7 million species on earth, so it creates a large problem for creationists. Often creationists claim that arthropods and other similar creatures etc were not on the ark which will have saved some room, however it is never fully exlplained how such creatures could have survived.



Creationists also regularly claim that it was not two of every species but rather two of every "kind" and they narrow this down to around 16,000 "kinds" of animal which were on the ark, ho wever creationists have been unable to provide a robust biological definition of the term "kinds". This claim also supposes that all of the species ( not including species of fish, insects etc) we have today evolved from these 16,000 kinds in a mere 4,000 years, which is hilarious given that these same individuals reject the evolution of humans and chimps from a common ancestor which existed around 7 million years ago.