Why shouldn’t you wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out.

Mamma Mia: classic ABBA song or a Yorkshire kid telling his mum he's arrived?

my dog died in the washing machine today, i dont feel too bad knowing he died in comfort.

Bloke from Barnsley with a sore h0le asks chemist "Nah then lad, does tha sell ar5e cream?"

Chemist replies "Aye, magnum or cornetto?"

Great additions those! Made me laugh at least. Let’s try to get this thread as long as the other more depressing ones please

I like jokes about eyes.



The cornea the better.

I entered an erection competition last week.



I got to the semi

I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg.



I thought: ‘This could be interesting

Drunk on his way home from the pub late at night. feeling randy, the only thing he could see with a hole was a lorry parked up for the night.Desperate he gave it a good one and carried on home satisfied.Next day he went to his doctor with a black penis. Doc says I have checked you out and I am sorry to say you are HGV positive.. say you are HGV positive.

Two blondes walk into a building.



You'd think one of them would've seen it.

How do you circumcise a Cas fan?



Kick his sister in the jaw!

Yorkshire version of creation:

On t'first day, t'world were covered i' darkness and God said "let there be leet" and there was leet an' ya could see fer miles.

On t'second he created Yorkshire an' called it his own country.

On t'third day he created Yorkshireman to look after t'land and t'crops.

On t'fourth day he created Yorkshire lass to be a companion an' mek Yorkshire puddings.

On t'fifth day he created t'North Sea so they could have fish 'n chips.

On t'sixth day he wor running out of ideas so he created Lancahire.

On t'seventh day he said "by heck after all this work I need a rest."