Never too old, anyway who knows who is under the suit

I'll look out for Banaanaman anyway.

Only if i'd coughed !

At what age can you go dressed as a boring old fart?

That's an easy one, if your already old you just go as you are.

Ah, the old "people who aren't absolute weapons are boring" shout. Nice one.

Motorbike. Be there in 2 hrs 30 and park under Bobby Moore statue.