AFAIK, the only off field antics I can think of are his varying excuses for the lack of the handshake and his appeal to the Dutch league because his club didn't want to sell him.



Apart from those two events, all his indiscretions are on the pitch.



I don't know what he's like off the pitch. But I also don't care either.



Would I rather have Suarez, with all his negative incidents, or Torres, with his crap play. Hello Luis, goodbye Fernando.

In a nutshell. Everybody on here would have him in their team in a heartbeat. He would get into any team in the world.

Totally agree, and there lies the problem for Liverpool....Suarez and his agents will have no doubts about his value and his potential and unless Liverpool suddenly improve massively in the next 12 months, then its almost certain that he'll be hawked around the big Champions League sides.



I'd give it until next summer, then I think Suarez will be gone.

He's a good player, but not THAT good.

How does Townsend get punditry work? he is bl00dy awful

It puzzled me how he got a footballer's job, to then get post-retirement work within the game as well is just baffling.

Southgate is worse, trying his hardest to pin Ibra's first on Leighton Baines despite it clearly being Caulker's fault.

I'd prefer to know how Chiles gets the presenting job

think he's on a golden handcuffs deal after they signed him from BBC, and he's been sh/te on everything, but they have to give him something to do

Really? If he'd get into the Barcelona team, or the Real Madrid team, why is he messing about at an average mid-table side like Liverpool? He's a clever player who produces some quality moments, but he's prolific enough to in the top echelon of strikers and isn't good enough to play on his own, hence why Liverpool are struggling so much.



I'm interested to know who in the Man United team he would be ahead of?

Zlatan Ibrahimovic = WOW!



He's almost as good as Anders Limpar was. An absolutely incredible player. When he's 'on' he's the best striker in the world. What a goal, simply brilliant.

Joe Hart has had a mare. What on earth was that?