This is what you scream to the voices in your head when you're alone and your brain is telling you how much you love widnes.

I'm pretty happy actually..

I think we had a bad start this season but things are picking up performance wise. We are in the position where we can apply for a franchise spot and have the benefit of possibly still adding to that in the next year or two.

We still have an excellent set up which will make us a favourite for the spot.



SOC has remained as committed as ever..



The press are absolutely loving us at the moment!!! and so are a lot of fans from rival clubs.





All in all it's good.. I am now growing in confidence that we will get the nod for 2012..

Now you're doing the Northern Rail Cup final dance.



You just can't help yourself!

The what dance?









I only do the Grand Final dance. The Northern Rail Final dance is for sixth form Geography teachers and you do it so well. I'm more into the Flawless & Diversity kind of dance and i'll be movin' and shakin' to the Fax beat in October my friend. Mr D, you stick to the mash potato after your elimination qualifying defeat to Featherstone - and i'm being kind there, seeing as though you're currently barely over a 50% win rate in the league with Toulouse and the mighty Fax lying in wait to put your season into a tailspin.



Up the Fax !!

VikingmanLittle Rich



Fill him full of Yakult Rich...fill him full of Yakult!!!!!

That's funny because the poor banana at the front doesn't look like he is enjoying the attention that much!

I've had this kind of banter all day at work, after rubbing shoulders with Peter Mandelson. I couldn't help looking at his bottom and wondering...









Perhaps little Rich could get some tips from Mandy on how to satisfy his sexual partner and put a smile on Vikingman's face?

You dont want to know the conversations we have at our place, all rules went out the window years back.

Good innit?