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o/t joke to cheer you up.... : Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:14 pm  
A dad says to his 10 year old son

"I think it's about time we talked about the birds and the bees son"

The son bursts into a hysterical fit of tears

"What's wrong" asks the dad....

Son replies....
"When I was 7 you told me the tooth fairy didnt exist.
When I was 8 you told me there was no Easter Bunny.
When I was 9 you told me there was no Santa.
Now you're gonna tell me that adults don't actually get laid and there'll be no bleedin point in livin at all"


marks out of 10 :?:
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: Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:30 pm  
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Does anybody aaaggggrrrrreeeeee :?:
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: Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:46 pm  
bobbins. i send you all them jokes and all you can produce is that :BEAT:
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: Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:54 pm  
That bad hey :lol:

I'll have a rethink......

p.s. If your jokes are that funny.......GET 'EM ON HERE TO CHEER EVERYONE UP ! :lol: :lol:
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: Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:35 pm  
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bobbins. i send you all them jokes and all you can produce is that :BEAT:


what the City list of players they are going to sign
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: Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:46 pm  
Biggest joke around at the moment, Salford RLFC.
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: Wed Apr 01, 2009 4:20 pm  
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Biggest joke around at the moment, Salford RLFC.


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: Wed Apr 01, 2009 4:37 pm  
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Biggest joke around at the moment, Salford RLFC.


you have become so cynical Danny in such a short time, think it took us 30 years to get so cynical :DOH:
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: Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:07 pm  
The All Blacks were playing England, and after the half-time whistle blew they found themselves ahead 50-0, Jonah Lomu getting eight tries. The rest of the team decided to head for the pub instead of playing the second half, leaving Jonah to go out on his own.

"No worries," Jonah told them, "I'll join you later and tell you what happened." After the game Jonah headed for the pub where he told his teammates the final score: 95-3.

"What!!!!" said a furious Josh Kronfeld, "How did you let them get three points??!" Jonah replied apologetically, "I was sent off with 20 minutes to go."
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: Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:12 pm  
[quote="zandor46"]The All Blacks were playing England, and after the half-time whistle blew they found themselves ahead 50-0, Jonah Lomu getting eight tries. The rest of the team decided to head for the pub instead of playing the second half, leaving Jonah to go out on his own.

"No worries," Jonah told them, "I'll join you later and tell you what happened." After the game Jonah headed for the pub where he told his teammates the final score: 95-3.

"What!!!!" said a furious Josh Kronfeld, "How did you let them get three points??!" Jonah replied apologetically, "I was sent off with 20 minutes to go."[/quote


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