FORUMS FORUMS






RLFANS.COM
Celebrating
25 years service to
the Rugby League
Community!

   WWW.RLFANS.COM • View topic - o/t joke to cheer you up....
User avatar
RankPostsTeam
Player Coach2595No
Team
Selected
JoinedServiceReputation
Dec 19 200518 yearsN/A
OnlineLast PostLast Page
24th Jun 14 16:3119th Apr 14 00:08LINK
Milestone Posts
2500
5000
Milestone Years
0510 1520 2530
Location
In my mind, wonderful Prague .... in reality, I'm in dreary Walkden
Signature
www.exprest.co.uk
2010 Eric Shaw Prediction League Champion

o/t joke to cheer you up.... : Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:14 pm  
A dad says to his 10 year old son

"I think it's about time we talked about the birds and the bees son"

The son bursts into a hysterical fit of tears

"What's wrong" asks the dad....

Son replies....
"When I was 7 you told me the tooth fairy didnt exist.
When I was 8 you told me there was no Easter Bunny.
When I was 9 you told me there was no Santa.
Now you're gonna tell me that adults don't actually get laid and there'll be no bleedin point in livin at all"


marks out of 10 :?:
User avatar
RankPostsTeam
International Board Member432No
Team
Selected
JoinedServiceReputation
Oct 17 200222 yearsN/A
OnlineLast PostLast Page
23rd Apr 12 10:3410th Mar 12 15:42LINK
Milestone Posts
250
500
Milestone Years
0510 1520 2530
Signature
Junior Reds - Salford Branch

: Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:30 pm  
0 :!:

Does anybody aaaggggrrrrreeeeee :?:
User avatar
RankPostsTeam
Player Coach1647No
Team
Selected
JoinedServiceReputation
Mar 07 200816 yearsN/A
OnlineLast PostLast Page
6th Aug 14 21:4115th Feb 14 11:53LINK
Milestone Posts
1000
2500
Milestone Years
0510 1520 2530
Location
looking over Barton bridge at our new stadiun
Signature
Big Pev is my Hero

: Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:46 pm  
bobbins. i send you all them jokes and all you can produce is that :BEAT:
User avatar
RankPostsTeam
Player Coach2595No
Team
Selected
JoinedServiceReputation
Dec 19 200518 yearsN/A
OnlineLast PostLast Page
24th Jun 14 16:3119th Apr 14 00:08LINK
Milestone Posts
2500
5000
Milestone Years
0510 1520 2530
Location
In my mind, wonderful Prague .... in reality, I'm in dreary Walkden
Signature
www.exprest.co.uk
2010 Eric Shaw Prediction League Champion

: Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:54 pm  
That bad hey :lol:

I'll have a rethink......

p.s. If your jokes are that funny.......GET 'EM ON HERE TO CHEER EVERYONE UP ! :lol: :lol:
Bigpev 
User avatar
RankPostsTeam
International Board Member6769No
Team
Selected
JoinedServiceReputation
Feb 27 200222 yearsN/A
OnlineLast PostLast Page
8th Aug 13 13:268th Aug 13 09:54LINK
Milestone Posts
5000
10000
Milestone Years
0510 1520 2530
Location
Lording it up in Wardley
Signature
Holts Sweet Holts
Never Drink on an Empty Head
BIGPEV THE ONLY MAN TO GET A REAL INJURY AT THE STOOP

: Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:35 pm  
Chris Charles No1 Fan wrote:
bobbins. i send you all them jokes and all you can produce is that :BEAT:


what the City list of players they are going to sign
User avatar
RankPostsTeam
Player Coach3967No
Team
Selected
JoinedServiceReputation
Sep 23 200618 yearsN/A
OnlineLast PostLast Page
12th Sep 23 20:2014th Jan 11 19:54LINK
Milestone Posts
2500
5000
Milestone Years
0510 1520 2530
Signature
"Manchester is my heaven"

: Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:46 pm  
Biggest joke around at the moment, Salford RLFC.
User avatar
RankPostsTeam
Player Coach269No
Team
Selected
JoinedServiceReputation
Apr 16 200717 yearsN/A
OnlineLast PostLast Page
18th Jun 15 05:3722nd Feb 11 14:43LINK
Milestone Posts
250
500
Milestone Years
0510 1520 2530
Location
Sunny Salford, but it's now raining
Signature
Any silverware is better than no silverware!

: Wed Apr 01, 2009 4:20 pm  
Young Danny wrote:
Biggest joke around at the moment, Salford RLFC.


:BOOHOO:
User avatar
RankPostsTeam
Player Coach2163No
Team
Selected
JoinedServiceReputation
Dec 07 200519 yearsN/A
OnlineLast PostLast Page
10th Mar 17 16:0912th Apr 16 15:58LINK
Milestone Posts
1000
2500
Milestone Years
0510 1520 2530

: Wed Apr 01, 2009 4:37 pm  
Young Danny wrote:
Biggest joke around at the moment, Salford RLFC.


you have become so cynical Danny in such a short time, think it took us 30 years to get so cynical :DOH:
User avatar
RankPostsTeam
Player Coach469No
Team
Selected
JoinedServiceReputation
Mar 06 200915 yearsN/A
OnlineLast PostLast Page
14th Aug 12 05:5920th Jul 12 13:16LINK
Milestone Posts
250
500
Milestone Years
0510 1520 2530
Location
on the fone to the garage

: Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:07 pm  
The All Blacks were playing England, and after the half-time whistle blew they found themselves ahead 50-0, Jonah Lomu getting eight tries. The rest of the team decided to head for the pub instead of playing the second half, leaving Jonah to go out on his own.

"No worries," Jonah told them, "I'll join you later and tell you what happened." After the game Jonah headed for the pub where he told his teammates the final score: 95-3.

"What!!!!" said a furious Josh Kronfeld, "How did you let them get three points??!" Jonah replied apologetically, "I was sent off with 20 minutes to go."
User avatar
RankPostsTeam
Player Coach549No
Team
Selected
JoinedServiceReputation
Mar 07 200915 yearsN/A
OnlineLast PostLast Page
27th Jul 10 20:5627th Jul 10 20:55LINK
Milestone Posts
500
1000
Milestone Years
0510 1520 2530
Location
BANKS OF THE RIVER IRWELL

: Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:12 pm  
[quote="zandor46"]The All Blacks were playing England, and after the half-time whistle blew they found themselves ahead 50-0, Jonah Lomu getting eight tries. The rest of the team decided to head for the pub instead of playing the second half, leaving Jonah to go out on his own.

"No worries," Jonah told them, "I'll join you later and tell you what happened." After the game Jonah headed for the pub where he told his teammates the final score: 95-3.

"What!!!!" said a furious Josh Kronfeld, "How did you let them get three points??!" Jonah replied apologetically, "I was sent off with 20 minutes to go."[/quote


quality :lol: :lol: :lol:
Next

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 59 guests

REPLY

Subject: 
Message:
   
Please note using apple style emoji's can result in posting failures.
Use the FULL EDITOR to better format content or upload images, be notified of replies etc...

Return to Salford Red Devils


RLFANS Recent Posts
FORUM
LAST
POST
TOPIC
POSTER
POSTS
18m
Recruitment rumours and links
karetaker
2570
56m
Round 13 Hull FC A
Once were Lo
113
Recent
Smith out ASAP
Sir Gregory
698
Recent
Transfer Talk / Rumour thread V4
fanstanningl
9156
Recent
Shopping list for 2025
Steve0
2706
Recent
Game - Song Titles
Boss Hog
37568
Recent
BORED The Band Name Game
Boss Hog
59682
Recent
Sintillins
jbuzza
21
Recent
Whitehaven A
Bully_Boxer
19
Recent
Rhinos Sporting Director Announcement
KaeruJim
178
FORUM
LAST
VIEW
TOPIC
POSTER
POSTS
1m
7pm tonight
lifelongfan
12
1m
SL CHAT THREAD OTHER TEAMS GAMES
YosemiteSam
88
2m
Rodwell
Luppylad
15
2m
Round 13 Hull FC A
Once were Lo
113
3m
TV Games - Not Hull
The games af
1958
3m
Smith out ASAP
Sir Gregory
698
4m
Sintillins
jbuzza
21
4m
TJ on a diet
Shifty Cat
9
6m
Leeds at Home
bonaire
278
9m
Toulouse v Dons Saturday 15/6/24 6pm
Kick and cha
19
FORUM
NEW
TOPICS
TOPIC
POSTER
POSTS
TODAY
Supreme asual Dating - Actual Girls
wire2004
1
TODAY
St Helens Break Fifty As They Thrash The Broncos
RLFANS News
1
TODAY
TJ on a diet
Shifty Cat
9
TODAY
Leigh Leopards Resurgence Claims Dragons Scalp
RLFANS News
1
TODAY
Kevin Sinfield
karetaker
8
TODAY
Jon Wilkin
Chesterrhino
1
TODAY
Hull FC Get Second Win By Beating the Rhinos
RLFANS News
1
TODAY
Surely its all over now for Watson
WelshGiant
4
TODAY
Super Salford First Half Slays The Wolves
RLFANS News
1
TODAY
Tonights game v Salford
Boss Hog
76
TODAY
7pm tonight
lifelongfan
12
TODAY
Andy Badrock - new signing apparently
Jack Gaskell
3
TODAY
OCarroll extends contract
smiffythebul
4
TODAY
Sintillins
jbuzza
21
TODAY
Max Lehmann signs
Rafa9
4
TODAY
Squads - Dragons v Leopards
Cokey
1
TODAY
Whitehaven A
Bully_Boxer
19
NEWS ITEMS
VIEWS
St Helens Break Fifty As They ..
117
Leigh Leopards Resurgence Clai..
296
Hull FC Get Second Win By Beat..
278
Super Salford First Half Slays..
398
England to play Samoa in autum..
430
Wakefield Trinity Show No Merc..
1400
Wigan Warriors Dominate Challe..
1090
St Helens Beat Leeds To Lift F..
1198
Rugby League to pay homage to ..
1285
2024 State of Origin - Game 1 ..
1323
Rob Burrow - The Passing of a ..
1830
Salford Red Devils Up To Six A..
1450
Leeds Into The Six After Derby..
1451
Weakened Wigan Beat Warrington..
1498
St Helens Extend Lead At The T..
1644
RLFANS Match Centre
Matches on TV
Thu 20th Jun
SL
20:00
Castleford-Hull KR
Fri 21st Jun
SL
20:00
Leeds-Leigh
SL
20:00
Wigan-LondonB
Sat 22nd Jun
SL
15:00
Hull FC-Warrington
SL
17:30
Catalans-Huddersfield
Sun 23rd Jun
SL
15:00
Salford-St.Helens
Wed 26th Jun
SOO
11:05
New South Wales-Queensland
Sat 29th Jun
MINT2024
17:00
France M-England M
WINT2024
14:30
FRANCE W-ENGLAND W
Wed 17th Jul
SOO
11:05
Queensland-New South Wales
Sat 17th Aug
SL
18:00
Warrington-Leeds
SL
15:30
Wigan-St.Helens
SL
13:00
Hull FC-LondonB
Sun 18th Aug
SL
13:00
Leigh-Salford
SL
15:30
Catalans-Hull KR
SL
18:00
Huddersfield-Castleford
Sun 27th Oct
MINT2024
14:30
England M-Samoa M
Sat 2nd Nov
MINT2024
14:30
England M-Samoa M
Sun 16th Jun
SL 14 LondonB6-52St.Helens
WSL2024 6 Hudds W4-42LeedsW
CH 11 Dewsbury0-40York
CH 11 Sheffield18-16Featherstone
CH 11 Swinton16-20Batley
CH 11 Whitehaven18-36Bradford
CH11 Widnes18-20Wakefield
L1 11 Crusaders34-32Workington
L1 11 Cornwall14-38Rochdale
L1 11 Hunslet25-18Midlands
L1 11 Newcastle6-60Oldham
NRL 15 Manly30-14St.George
NRL 15 Newcastle18-26Penrith
Sat 15th Jun
SL 14 Hull FC18-10Leeds
SL 14 Catalans2-10Leigh
WSL2024 6 BarrowW6-46WiganW
WSL2024 6 FeatherstoneW10-16Wire W
CH 11 Barrow28-38Halifax
CH 11 Toulouse52-0Doncaster
NRL 15 Wests18-10Gold Coast
This is an inplay table and live positions can change.
Mens Betfred Super League XXVIII ROUND : 1
 PLDFADIFFPTS
St.Helens 14 405 142 263 22
Wigan 13 367 164 203 22
Hull KR 14 370 189 181 20
Warrington 14 334 195 139 18
Salford 14 275 270 5 18
Catalans 14 266 202 64 16
 
Leeds 14 256 260 -4 14
Huddersfield 14 280 295 -15 12
Leigh 13 254 208 46 11
Castleford 14 226 416 -190 7
Hull FC 14 180 450 -270 4
LondonB 14 140 562 -422 2
This is an inplay table and live positions can change.
Betfred Championship 2024 ROUND : 1
 PLDFADIFFPTS
Wakefield 11 404 118 286 22
Sheffield 11 306 186 120 16
Widnes 11 278 191 87 15
Bradford 11 265 202 63 14
Toulouse 10 276 174 102 12
Featherstone 11 306 229 77 12
 
Batley 11 181 234 -53 10
Doncaster 11 215 279 -64 9
York 12 241 251 -10 8
Swinton 11 242 290 -48 8
Whitehaven 11 210 308 -98 8
Halifax 11 208 313 -105 8
Barrow 10 179 293 -114 8
Dewsbury 12 144 343 -199 2
RLFANS Recent Posts
FORUM
LAST
POST
TOPIC
POSTER
POSTS
18m
Recruitment rumours and links
karetaker
2570
56m
Round 13 Hull FC A
Once were Lo
113
Recent
Smith out ASAP
Sir Gregory
698
Recent
Transfer Talk / Rumour thread V4
fanstanningl
9156
Recent
Shopping list for 2025
Steve0
2706
Recent
Game - Song Titles
Boss Hog
37568
Recent
BORED The Band Name Game
Boss Hog
59682
Recent
Sintillins
jbuzza
21
Recent
Whitehaven A
Bully_Boxer
19
Recent
Rhinos Sporting Director Announcement
KaeruJim
178
FORUM
LAST
VIEW
TOPIC
POSTER
POSTS
1m
7pm tonight
lifelongfan
12
1m
SL CHAT THREAD OTHER TEAMS GAMES
YosemiteSam
88
2m
Rodwell
Luppylad
15
2m
Round 13 Hull FC A
Once were Lo
113
3m
TV Games - Not Hull
The games af
1958
3m
Smith out ASAP
Sir Gregory
698
4m
Sintillins
jbuzza
21
4m
TJ on a diet
Shifty Cat
9
6m
Leeds at Home
bonaire
278
9m
Toulouse v Dons Saturday 15/6/24 6pm
Kick and cha
19
FORUM
NEW
TOPICS
TOPIC
POSTER
POSTS
TODAY
Supreme asual Dating - Actual Girls
wire2004
1
TODAY
St Helens Break Fifty As They Thrash The Broncos
RLFANS News
1
TODAY
TJ on a diet
Shifty Cat
9
TODAY
Leigh Leopards Resurgence Claims Dragons Scalp
RLFANS News
1
TODAY
Kevin Sinfield
karetaker
8
TODAY
Jon Wilkin
Chesterrhino
1
TODAY
Hull FC Get Second Win By Beating the Rhinos
RLFANS News
1
TODAY
Surely its all over now for Watson
WelshGiant
4
TODAY
Super Salford First Half Slays The Wolves
RLFANS News
1
TODAY
Tonights game v Salford
Boss Hog
76
TODAY
7pm tonight
lifelongfan
12
TODAY
Andy Badrock - new signing apparently
Jack Gaskell
3
TODAY
OCarroll extends contract
smiffythebul
4
TODAY
Sintillins
jbuzza
21
TODAY
Max Lehmann signs
Rafa9
4
TODAY
Squads - Dragons v Leopards
Cokey
1
TODAY
Whitehaven A
Bully_Boxer
19
NEWS ITEMS
VIEWS
St Helens Break Fifty As They ..
117
Leigh Leopards Resurgence Clai..
296
Hull FC Get Second Win By Beat..
278
Super Salford First Half Slays..
398
England to play Samoa in autum..
430
Wakefield Trinity Show No Merc..
1400
Wigan Warriors Dominate Challe..
1090
St Helens Beat Leeds To Lift F..
1198
Rugby League to pay homage to ..
1285
2024 State of Origin - Game 1 ..
1323
Rob Burrow - The Passing of a ..
1830
Salford Red Devils Up To Six A..
1450
Leeds Into The Six After Derby..
1451
Weakened Wigan Beat Warrington..
1498
St Helens Extend Lead At The T..
1644


Visit the RLFANS.COM SHOP
for more merchandise!