Malfax: "It will make the games between Fax and the Vikings this season very interesting."
Oh, I don't know, perhaps there'll be an "on the road to Damascas" moment in that bloke from tennis's head; and the Fat Controller's.
Meaning Harlequins and the Crusaders get the boot they fully deserve, and Halifax, and Barrow (who filled more criteria than the former two ever did - or ever will) take their places.
I can hear you now, mind, saying that's just another "FC".
Fat Chance.