seaman staines and roger the cabin boy were not charachters on captain pugwash



bob holness did not play saxaphone on gerry rafferty's baker street



master bates was not a character in the onedin line













and i am not a f*cking saints fan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!









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.......and one in four myths are actually true

!!!!!

I have been misinformed then. Vikingman and Pepe (fountains of knowledge) claimed that you were. I can only go off expert opinions.

smashing

your a mentalist

Smashing

Urban myths:





Vikingman never starred in a hit German Gay Porn movie in the late 90's.



The town of Widnes doesn't stink like a sewage farm.

Leigh isn't just a minor part of wigan.

I never said he was a Saints fan. I said I can't actually figure out who the hell he supports.





Then again, I sometimes wonder about you too.

I think we should take littlerich to Blackpool with us and make him a special guest. He can soak up the atmosphere and bask in the glorious Widnesian Humor.

You can dress him up all in pink, put a long blonde wig on him and pretend he's your blow up doll. You'll get him in for free!



Just put him on you shoulders as you go though the turnstile, make him assume the position and open his mouth nice and wide and you'll easily get away with it!

Good idea, could also deck him out in Widnes gear and finally have done with converting him to a Widnes fan. He then wont have to pretend to support Halifax.